What's Your Theme Song?
Jenny, you're singing What a Girl Wants -- Christina Aguilera!
Who says you're too old for slumber parties? On top of that sugar, spice and everything nice, you are the epitome of feminine, inner strength, so of course you know "What a Girl Wants". When you're with your friends on a ski holiday or a long weekend in the country, you're on top of everything, including how to be your genuine self. That's why Christina's sweet strains beat cadence to your graceful routine. This song should be cued up in your car so you can crank it up and share with everyone in a two-block radius, or blast it as you and your friends cruise down the motorway. Trust your instincts, girl. Some people struggle with tough choices in life, but with your inner resolve, you don't have to. You know how to make your way in the world and nothing's going to stop you because a theme song like "What a Girl Wants" reminds you that above all, you're right to believe in yourself.
Who Is Your Celebrity Lurve Match?
Jenny, your celebrity lurve match is Jamie Cullum!
There’s no need for us to tell you to take it easy, as we’ve discovered that your celebrity lurve match is you’re the perfect lady to duet with thise easy listening crooner. Radio 2 favourite Jamie Cullum.Both easy on the eyes and the ears, Jamie won’t so much rock your world as rock you into a beautiful and sensual sleep. This doesn’t mean that his, ahem, performances would be boring, as Jamie draws on influences from a wide variety of genres so he may treat you to a new style every night! As a person with a creative edge (don’t deny it, we know it’s lurking in there) you should be able to match his performances allowing you both to hit the high notes. We can just see you both sitting at a candlelit piano together while he croons you a loving tune and you try not to hit a wrong note. Fortunately, someone as laid back as you would not worry too much about hitting the occasional wrong note, after all, about making any mistakes.
After all, this means you will need further one-on-one lessons, and we all know that practise makes perfect! It could also be the ideal opportunity to re-create Michelle Pfeiffer’s famous seductive piano dance in the film ‘The Fabulous Baker Boys.’ Who knows? You could become part of his stage act…
Do You Have Star Quality?
Smile please Jenny, you're a superstar babe!
Born to be a star! May we have your autograph please? Charismatic, naturally talented and driven – you have all the qualities of a Super Star. These qualities include a strong work ethic and having the right support. Others are drawn to you by your charm, focus and appeal. You aim for a level of excellence in everything you do and your efforts will not go unnoticed or unrewarded. The world is your oyster. Just make sure that when you make it big, you stay true to yourself and kind to others. Don't turn into an insensitive, demanding Diva when away from the public gaze. Remember how lucky you are and how many people helped you nurture, exploit and capitalise on your natural star quality to make it to the front pages of those glossy celebrity magazines – and the day you stop enjoying it, quit while you're ahead!
What's Your Soap Opera Scenario?
Jenny, you would be the Person in a Coma!
Whether it’s brought on by a club to the head, strange brain virus, or freak accident, every soap character seems to fall into, and out of, a coma at some point. While you may not spend most of your time in a vegetative state (or do you?), you’re The Person in a Coma because you’re a true fighter. Or a true schemer -- “playing dead” by relaxing in that comfy bed while others wring their hands, forgive your sins and debts, and take care of business for you. Really it’s ingenious. But whether you’re scamming it, or really are in a coma, there’s no question: you don’t give up easily. If your hubby marries another women while you’re lying next to the machine that goes BING, you’ll come to with a plan to get him back. Or to marry his younger more successful brother or even the town millionaire. You rise to the occasion whatever the obstacle, and secretly might even challenge people to bring it on. Ultimately, you can handle anything life throws your way. So rest up while you’re in that hospital bed. You never know when you’ll have to surprise everyone again -- waking up with your fighting spirit, and better than ever!
What's your Radio DJ personality?
Jenny you are Colin and Edith!
Now let’s get this right from the start, we’re not exactly suggesting that you’ve got a split personality, but we do think you enjoy looking at something from both sides, especially if you can talk at length about it! Regardless of whether or not you follow C&E’s enthusiasm for discussing every minor detail of the subject in hand, we get the distinct impression that you’re not shy in offering your opinion. We also think you’re not someone who likes to spend a lot of time alone. There would be no-one around to hear your latest theories! After all, there’s no point in being passionate if there’s no-one to bounce off, as it were. Whether you’re bonkers about conkers, high on sci-fi or kicking to go gigging we know your lust for life will get the party started every time. The question is, can you maintain your energy all the way to last orders?
What's Your Sense of Humour?
Jenny, you crack us up with your Satire!
If there's one thing you're positive about it's that life is absurd. That's why your sense of humour centres around satire and farce. From social to political to religious, you see all of humanity's institutions as all too serious and totally hilarious because of it. Whether you're roasting the regulars at the pub or going after bigger laughs inspired by newscasters or politicians, your razor sharp wit cuts though the spin. Just remember that not everyone gets your humour when you lay the irony on thick. That's fine - if you can't laugh with someone, you can always laugh at them.
